iridescentoracle:

embroideredcupcake:

Damn straight there’s a Bisexual Agenda.

It’s to replace all cars with trained pterodactyls by 2025.

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Classy

Classy



putins-boyfriend:

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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andrewbelami:

Sexting 101

andrewbelami:

Sexting 101

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cocaineshorty:

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

oh my god

cocaineshorty:

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

oh my god

(via blackmanbatman)



When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

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